9 of My Favorite Made-up Horror Villains

And now something fun to break up the reviews. I was going to go the extra mile and come up with full bios for each of these characters as well, but didn’t know where to start and ran into a bit of writer’s block. Oh well, I hope you enjoy them regardless. Let me know what you think. Do you have your own characters? How would they fare against mine? Leave your comments below. All original artwork © Fringe Void/The Devil’s DVD Bin.

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Sewer Baby

Raised by rats, mutated by toxic waste!

2 Sewer Baby

Weapons and Abilities
Coat hanger, toxic touch.

Appears In
Sewer Baby (1982)
Revenge of the Sewer Baby (1990)
Sewer Baby 3: The Progeny (1991)

EDIT — there is apparently already a movie like this called The Suckling.

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The Mailman

He’s about to go postal!

2 Mailman

Weapons and Abilities
Handgun, mailbag full of doorknobs.

Appears In
The Mailman (1996)
Mailman 2: All Dogs Go to Heaven (1998)
Mailman 3: Return to Sender (1999)
Mailman 4: Dead Letter Day (2001)

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Patchwork the Doll

He’ll leave you in stitches!

2 Patchwork [alt]

Weapons and Abilities
Butcher knife, deceptively cute.

Appears In
Don’t Kill Me, I’m Naked (1975)
Don’t Kill Me, I’m Having Sex (1996)
Don’t Kill Me, I’m Doing Drugs (2013)

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Big Evil Mushroom

He’s not a fun guy!

2 Big Evil Mushroom

Weapons and Abilities
Teeth, poison mist, controls an army of mushrooms.

Appears In
Fungicide (1972)
Fungicide 3D (post-production)

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Thomas Deadison

You’re in for a shock!

2 Death Lamp

Weapons and Abilities
Knives, electricity, immortality.

Appears In
Death Lamp (1980)
Death Lamp Part II: Lights Out! (1981)
Death Lamp Part III 3D: Time to Diode (1982)
Death Lamp Part IV: Serial Killowatt (1984)
Death Lamp Part V: Two Prongs Don’t Make a Right (1985)
Death Lamp Part VI: The Path of Least Resistance (1986)
Death Lamp Part VII: There’s No Place Like Ohm (1988)
National Lampoon’s Death Lamp Part VIII (1989)
Death Lamp Goes to Hell: The Final Fry Day (1993)

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Little Baby Bertram

Baby got brain!

2 Brain Baby

Weapons and Abilities
Telekinesis, razor rattle, x-ray vision.

Appears In
Terrible Twos (1986)
Terrible Twos Part II: All Grown Up (2001)

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Chainsaw Horse

Never look a Chainsaw Horse in the mouth!

2 Chainsaw Horse

Weapons and Abilities
Chainsaw, human speech, imitates voices.

Appears In
Kentucky Derby Killing Spree (1974)
Thoroughdead (1986)
Blood Colt (1990)
Secretariat Must Die! (1994)

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Hover Boobs

They cum from outer space!

2 Boobs

Weapons and Abilities
Flight, rapid-fire laser nips.

Appears In
Attack of the Areolas (1956)
Hover Boobs vs. Queen Coochie (1962)
Island of the Ovaries (1968)
All Vulvas Go! (1969)
Hover Boobs vs. Terror Titty (1975)

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The Pumpkinoid

You’re about to be squashed!

2 Pumpkin

Weapons and Abilities
Fire breath, pyrokinesis, teleportation, axe.

Appears In
Pumpkiller (1983)
Pumpkiller II: The Pumpkintruder (1988)
Pumpkiller III: The Pumpkiss of Death (1989)
Saving Private Ryan (1998) [cameo]

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8 comments on “9 of My Favorite Made-up Horror Villains

  1. angryscholar says:

    “Mailman 2: All Dogs Go to Heaven (1998).”

    You mad genius.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. drhumpp says:

    These are perfect! I’ve been waiting for a hoverboob/terror tittie crossover.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. I was laughing my ass off reading this. I need to see Kentucky Derby Killing Spree (because the hats annoy me) and Death Lamp Goes to Hell 😀

    Liked by 1 person

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